Put together for presidency by meme.
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The bulletins of Donald Trump’s early picks for his administration have been just like the limbo: The bar retains dropping and the dance retains going.
One of many first nominees was Marco Rubio for secretary of state; the Floridian holds some questionable views however is at the very least a third-term senator and a member of the Overseas Relations Committee, and isn’t the nihilist troll Richard Grenell. Then there was Consultant Michael Waltz for nationwide safety adviser; he has no expertise working something just like the Nationwide Safety Council, however he does have experience in nationwide safety. Former Consultant Lee Zeldin for EPA? The bar saved sinking, however hey, he has labored in authorities and isn’t a present oil-company government.
By yesterday afternoon, although, the bar was hitting wonderful new lows. Former Director of Nationwide Intelligence John Ratcliffe was one of many least-qualified appointees within the first Trump regime; he is perhaps one of many extra skilled this time round, although Trump’s assertion placing him ahead for CIA director, which cited not his résumé however his sycophancy, was not reassuring. For the Division of Homeland Safety, one of many largest and most intricate elements of the federal authorities, Trump chosen Kristi Noem, a small-business lady and governor of a calmly populated state—however a die-hard MAGA loyalist. The low level, thus far, was reached when the president-elect introduced Pete Hegseth for secretary of protection. Hegseth is a Nationwide Guard veteran who has lambasted the army for being “woke” and lobbied for pardons of convicted battle criminals. He as soon as bragged that he hadn’t washed his arms in 10 years, however he nonetheless hawks cleaning soap formed like grenades. His main {qualifications} to run one of the vital advanced bureaucracies in human historical past are that he appears to be like the half and Trump has seen him lots on Fox Information.
Maybe the bar can’t get decrease from there—at the very least not by way of positions of immense consequence with actual energy to do lots of injury on this planet. However one other appointment introduced yesterday was in a way much more ridiculous: Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to go a Division of Authorities Effectivity. That’s DOGE for brief. Get it? Such environment friendly. Very slash. Wow. Welcome to the period of presidency by meme.
Memes are slippery, neither severe nor fairly joking. Attempt to pin them down they usually slide by means of your fingers. DOGE, like doge, isn’t any completely different. Why is that this factor referred to as a division when solely Congress has the facility to face up a brand new physique by that identify? Is it as a result of Trump doesn’t know or as a result of he doesn’t care? Why does a government-efficiency panel have two chairs? Perhaps it’s a joke. Who can inform? Is DOGE a intelligent technique to sideline two annoying loudmouths who can’t or gained’t get by means of the Senate-confirmation course of, or may it radically reshape the federal authorities? Just like the meme says, why not each? The entire thing is vaporware, concocted by three individuals—Musk, Ramaswamy, and Trump—who’re all terminally on-line.
“Waste, fraud, and abuse” is one thing of a meme itself—an concept that will get repeated and utilized in many various codecs, however presents extra of a symbolic which means and cultural connotation than particular denotation. Like most memes, this one is neither severe nor joking. Who may probably need waste, fraud, or abuse of taxpayer cash? The issue, as Eric Schnurer has defined in The Atlantic, is that there merely isn’t as a lot of it as individuals assume. The way in which to radically lower authorities spending is to slash entire classes of issues. (As a contractor, it have to be famous, Musk is a big beneficiary of presidency largesse.)
Trump has not offered an excessive amount of element about how DOGE would work, although Musk has, naturally, already produced a dank meme. Paradoxically, we don’t know the way DOGE will work or how will probably be funded. Trump says it’s going to “present recommendation and steering from exterior of Authorities” to the White Home and the Workplace of Administration and Finances, making suggestions no later than the nation’s semiquincentennial, on July 4, 2026.
Within the absence of actual information, Musk’s takeover of Twitter might be a fairly good mannequin for understanding how this would possibly perform. When Musk purchased the social-media community, he made many guarantees. He mentioned he’d eradicate bots, enhance the consumer base, fine-tune the enterprise, and cut back political interference, in order that Twitter may perform as “a standard digital city sq..” Judged by these metrics, the takeover has been a failure. The service is awash in bots. Customers and advertisers have fled. Many technical features have degraded. Reasonably than changing into a extra politically impartial venue, it’s change into a playground for the laborious proper, with Musk utilizing it to unfold conspiracy theories and support Trump. He has given it a slick rebrand as X and slashed the workforce.
We will count on a lot the identical from DOGE. Will it efficiently obtain the acknowledged coverage objective of reconfiguring the federal workforce to scale back waste and fraud and enhance the supply of companies? Nearly definitely not. Will it work to drive out devoted workers? Most likely. The surest wager is that will probably be a extremely efficient car for furthering Musk and Trump’s political agenda. Such successful. Very chaos. A lot bleak.
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