I’m slightly stunned that I don’t look extra frazzled on this image as a result of about 20 minutes earlier than I took it, I stumbled down the hill in our cul-de-sac like a Looney Tunes cartoon character!
No critically, I full-on rolled down a hill. We reside in a neighborhood with tons of oak timber that produce these gigantic acorns, and as I used to be strolling Connor down the hill to high school I assume I wasn’t actually being attentive to the place my ft had been touchdown, so after I stepped on an acorn, which mainly was like a large marble, my proper ankle rolled beneath me.
That set off a sequence response of me falling to the bottom, and proper as I hit the pavement, I reflexively tucked right into a spherical ball, which then precipitated me to tumble down the steep hill much more as I clung onto Connor’s little pink backpack with expensive life!
Truthfully, I’m at some extent in life the place I’m simply glad that if I fall, 1) I really get again up, and a couple of) I’ve all of my tooth intact, so thanks, Goddesses of the Universe, for having my again. In any other case this selfie would’ve seemed very totally different, OMG!
Lengthy story brief, I’m sporting Uncommon Magnificence Smooth Pinch Tinted Lip Oil in Completely happy, which is a cool pink. Oh, and my ankle is slightly bruised. Not sprained although.
This lip colour will ceaselessly be burned in my thoughts as what I used to be sporting the day I rolled down the hill.
Oh, and right here’s thing more that was tremendous bizarre about it. It appeared to all occur in gradual movement, like, I floated out of my physique and was watching the entire thing occur proper when it was occurring. So bizarre!
Anyway, my coworker observed that I used to be limping and requested what occurred, and after recounting all of the sordid particulars, she proceeded to inform me an excellent crazier story of when she fell and rolled down a hill.
She lives in San Francisco on a really steep hill, and as she was strolling her canine, they bumped into two puppies with very dangerous manners (she known as the puppies “Menace” and “Mischief”). Someway her canine and Menace and Mischief acquired right into a scuffle, and he or she ended up rolling down the hill in her pajamas and touchdown in a giant pile of canine poop.
Rolling down hills, 100% don’t advocate!
Your pleasant neighborhood magnificence addict,
Karen
