The favored Bravo fan account @yolanda_parody wrote in a latest tweet, “Heather Homosexual would in all probability take the substance.” For the uninitiated, the publish refers back to the body-horror movie The Substance, starring Demi Moore as an aerobics teacher who injects herself with an elixir that won’t simply make her seem younger, however turn out to be youthful—within the type of Margaret Qualley. It’s a joke, after all, and it’s actually not a praise.
Actual Housewives like Salt Lake Metropolis standout Homosexual signal onto the franchise realizing full properly they’ll be sharing their lives. Their personalities and habits—for higher and, extra typically, for worse—turn out to be our leisure. However ought to their bodily appearances be fodder as properly? Digs just like the @yolanda_parody publish are on the tame aspect; these ladies obtain the complete spectrum of insults about their appears to be like. They’ve been known as names like Shrek and Miss Piggy—on digital camera! by their costars!—so you’ll be able to solely think about what’s been hurled at them from behind the safety of DMs.
Look, I’m not right here to be all, like, uncool and monitor your group chats. To begin with, doing so would make me a large hypocrite. The second-season glow-up is actual, and I’m not a ok actor to faux to not discover. However I’m right here to say that I feel we—as a fandom, an viewers, and a tradition—have to cease searching for bodily perfection from ladies, then anticipating them to put out each element of the alternatives they make with a view to attain that commonplace.
Like many Housewives earlier than her, Homosexual made some adjustments to her look between seasons. She informed Folks she was “on the Ozempic practice” and returned in season 5, airing now, with a brand new, thinner look. However Homosexual’s honesty solely went thus far with followers, who suspected she did greater than merely lose a number of kilos. They began theorizing what else she might or might not have performed to her face and physique that she wasn’t saying out loud (therefore The Substance publish).
Homosexual has traditionally been open in regards to the instruments she’s used to bodily morph herself to suit a sure picture. “I get Botox, filler in my lips. I get Sculptra, which is sort of a collagen stimulator,” she informed Web page Six in 2022. A self-proclaimed “unhealthy Mormon,” she co-owns a Utah med-spa, Magnificence Lab + Laser, serving locals who search one factor: perfection. “The Mormon tradition believes that we might be excellent. Perfection is obtainable,” she proclaims within the very first episode of RHOSLC. Mormonism could also be an alleged driving drive for the women of Salt Lake, however youth and sweetness is the final word objective for the ‘wives throughout cities.