Charli XCX and Billie Eilish Laid in a Pile of Bras for the Very Homosexual “Guess” Remix

The reviews of the dying of “brat summer time” have been vastly exaggerated. Simply when haters had been declaring it had come to an finish, Charli XCX provided it with very important life help within the type of a “Guess” remix with none aside from Billie Eilish.

Even informal observers may have guessed this was coming yesterday — and no, I received’t apologise for typing that. The British membership queen posted a cryptic black-and-white photograph on Instagram yesterday, merely captioned, “Guess ?” which alluded each to the brat bonus observe of the identical identify and to the mysterious determine standing subsequent to her. Within the image, Charli sports activities a tattoo on her decrease again that, fittingly, reads “decrease again tattoo,” her frilly underwear juxtaposed together with her companion’s far more historically masculine digs, together with what seems to be a number of pairs of layered boxers.

However we use the time period “thriller” loosely, as a result of the web just about instantly deduced that it was Eilish, largely primarily based on the signature silver rings on her fingers. Charli confirmed that on Thursday afternoon, posting a quick preview of the video to Instagram fearing the 2 predominant pop girlies collapsing on a pile of underwear and revealing that it will be dropping in mere hours. And now, it’s lastly right here, in all its superb extra.

Naturally, the complete video is… lots. In the very best, most brat method doable. If something, looking back it appears inevitable that we might have gotten a music video that includes Billie Eilish driving Charli XCX round on an unlimited bulldozer as lots of of pairs of underwear rain down on them from the heavens. From Eilish’s extraordinarily flirty activate Rooster Store Date (as a result of what says “sexual pressure” just like the sensual surrounds of… a hen store) to her “so sexy it’s virtually camp” hit single, “Lunch,” of course the subsequent logical step on this trajectory could be suggestively holding up bras in a Charli XCX video.

Even when brat summer time does ultimately draw to a detailed (what do you imply it’s August?!), it’s actually going out with a bang. And I, for one, admire Billie Eilish and Charli XCX’s dedication to protecting the golden age of sapphic pop horniness going sturdy. Manifesting that the (alleged) Chappell Roan collab is the subsequent to drop.

This text initially appeared in Them.